sleep

I wake up with the exact same amount of "sleep" (aka gunk) in my eyes as I did when I was ten years old, except for that one time when I had Pink Eye. This gives my life a much needed sense of consistency.

can't sleep

i can't fall asleep. i tried rolling over, getting more water, and going to the bathroom. so instead i'm listening to joni mitchell and typing this.

water bottle

my water bottle makes a terrible sucking sound after i take a drink. i hate using it in the middle of the night because the sound jars me so much it's hard to fall back asleep.