Saturday, February 4, 2017

Wardrobe Failure

Something made a small scuff on my left shoe.

Thursday, February 2, 2017

Protective Yet Friendly

I wonder what gauge wire this fence is.

Tuesday, January 31, 2017

How many does it take?

This light fixture has three screws to loosen in order to change the bulb.

Monday, January 30, 2017

Dinner Aggrevations

My plate isn’t centered on my placemat.

Friday, January 27, 2017

Window Screen

My window’s screen is 242 squares wide.

Wednesday, January 25, 2017

New Texture

This wall’s texture isn’t quite smooth, but not quite rough either.

Monday, January 23, 2017

Carpet Height

My carpet is 2mm too thin.

Saturday, January 21, 2017

1 book short of a full case

The books on my bookshelf start slanting 15 books from the right edge.

Wednesday, January 18, 2017

Phone Poles

I’m 45 steps from the closest phone pole right now.

Tuesday, January 17, 2017


There are three knots on my wooden dresser.

Saturday, January 14, 2017

Keyboard letters

The “S” key on my keyboard feels awfully close to the “D”.

Thursday, January 12, 2017

Wind up toy

This wind up toy only walks forward.

Monday, January 9, 2017

Protective Plastic Covering

This protective plastic covering is surprisingly hard to cook.

Friday, January 6, 2017

Bark Color

The tree bark seems a bit too brown today.